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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
White hair chronicles LXVII - Acronyms pa rin!
The nostalgia brought by UPCAT and school acronyms lingers. I remember acronyms shared over inuman sessions then. As those drinking sessions were ever smoke-filled, drinkers thought of what the cigarette brands really mean. And here are the cheesy acronyms:
- CAMEL - Can A Man Ever Love?
- CHESTERFIELD - Come Home Every Saturday To Eat Ripe Fruit In Every Lonely Day
- HOPE - Hold Onto Prayer Everyday
- MARLBORO - Man Always Remembers Love Because of Romance Only
- BURMA - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
- CANADA - Cute And Naughty Action that Develops into Attraction
- CHINA - Come Here I Need Affection
- EGYPT - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
- FRANCE - Friendships Remain And Never Can End
- INDIA - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
- ITALY - I Trust And Love You
- JAPAN - Just Always Pray At Night
- HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
- KENYA - Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing
- KOREA - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
- LIBYA - Love Is Beautiful, You Also
- RUSSIA - Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always
- YEMEN - 'Yugyugan' Every Morning, Every Night
- BALIWAG - Beauty And Love I Will Always Give
- CEBU - Change Everything But Us
- IMUS - I Miss U Sweetheart
- MALABON - May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now
- MANILA - May All Nights Inspire Love Always
- PARANAQUE - Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
- PASAY - Pretty And Sexy Are You
- PASIG - Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous
- TONDO - Tonight's Our Night Dearest One
- PHILIPPINES - Pump Hard. I Love It! Please! Please! I Need Erotic Stimulation
- PLDT - P*ki Linis Dating T*ti
- BPI - Bilis, P*ki Inip
- SAN MIGUEL PALE PILSEN BOTTLED BY - Sa Aming Nayon May Isang Gago Uminom, Eh Lasing. Pati Ako Lasing Eh, Pati Ikaw Lashing, So Eng Nangyari Bawat Order, Trouble Trouble Lashing Eh! Di Ba? Yahhh!
- ACRONYM - A Coded Reduction Of Names, Yielding Meanings
Labels:
acronyms,
joke,
Philippine life
Monday, August 15, 2011
White hair chronicles LXVI - Taga UP Diliman ka kung...
Nostalgic former UP students posted their memories of their Diliman days on topics ranging from their student numbers to their favorite professors. The hottest topic continues to be the one started by Bibeth Orteza. Her post 'E paano namang nabububuko kung matanda ka nang taga-UP Diliman?' elicited close to 2k comments so far.
A very funny post, to UP students at least, is about the acronyms of other schools. To my friends from other schools, please don't take this against UP people. After all, you may say UP stands for Useless People.
Anyway, the newest favorite FB page of UP Diliman people jokes that the acronyms stand for:
ADMU - Ang Daming Mali sa UPCAT;
DLSU – Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT;
UST – UP Sana Tayo;
FEU – Failed Exam sa UP;
MAPUA – Meron Akong Panaginip: UP Ako;
PUP – Pekeng UP;
CEU – Cannot Enter UP;
St. PAUL – Sana Talaga Pumasa Ako sa UPCAT, Lord;
and my favorite,
UE - UP ng mga ngongo.
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