The campaign is on full-blast. Each candidate sounds very optimistic of winning. It is often said that no Filipino candidate ever loses, they just get cheated of victory. At the moment everyone has a catchy nickname that ensures name recall. How will they be called in the event they lose? Here's how.
Noynoy Aquino -
"NGOYNGOY" (sobs)
JC de los Reyes - JC
"the LOST REYES"
Erap Estrada -
"HERAP" Estrada (poor)
Dick Gordon -
"FLUSHED" Gordon
Nick Perlas - Nick
"PERLAST"
Gibo Teodoro -
"BIGO" Teodoro (fail)
Manny Villar - Manny
"BELAT" (jeers)
Except for Noynoy, the rest better start getting comfy with their new names.